I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted over me, which made me feel uncomfortable.One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invit...
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted over me, which made me feel uncomfortable.One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invit...
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long...
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS; The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE...
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS; The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE...
we have all heard this story one way or another, in different versions... still, I love it everytime someone sends it for me.. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. H...
”One day, a small opening appeared in a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.Then, it seems to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could not go any further.So the man decided to help the butterfly: he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon.The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a withered body, it was tiny and shriveled wings.The man con...
"My friends are my estate." Emily Dickenson "What we see depends mainly on waht we look for." Sir John Lubbock "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." Robert Stevenson "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of l...
A man was selling oranges in the middle of a road. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He put some signs along the road and spent the whole day praising the flavor of his wares. Everyone bought from him and the man thrived. With the money he placed more signs on the road and began to sell more fruit. Business was growing fast when one day his son - who was educated and had studied in a big city - asked him: - Father, don't you know that the world is going throu...
Malba Tahan illustrates the dangers of words: a woman said so often that her neighbor was a thief that the young man was finally arrested. Some days later, they discovered that he was innocent and set him free. Then he sued the woman. - Comments are not so serious - she said to the judge. - Granted - answered the magistrate. - When you get back home today, write down everything bad you said about the young man, then tear up the paper and throw the bits away as you w...
Value What is most valuable in your life is not what you have in your life, but WHO you have in your life Live Today There are two eternities that can really break you down: Yesterday, and Tomorrow One is gone and the other doesn't exist. so live today Marriage Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with... Only marry someone you know you cannot live without Trust It takes years to build trust and a few seconds to destroy it Do not Hurt It takes a fe...
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked ..... Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby: Why do camels have humps? Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water. Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded? Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert,You know w...
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked ..... Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby: Why do camels have humps? Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water. Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded? Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert,You know w...
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavo...
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavo...