Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!

Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it
'creative problem solving'.

Behind every 'successful woman',
is a man who is surprised !!!!

Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness',
didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems',
but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only 'alive' because
it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot,
there're still some parts missing !!!!

Forgive your enemies but
remember their names.

The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father ....
- He said he wanted more proof.

Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental !!!!

Life is pleasant, death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY, COZ' U NEVER KNOW WHEN COMPANY STOPS LOVING YOU.