Thanks to Sohrab for sending this..
Published on March 20, 2004 By The Gent In Humor
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:

- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

- How do you fix a woman's watch?

- You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

- your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?

- The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in!

- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

- It's called a Wedding Cake.

- Why do men die before their wives?

- They want to.

- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

- Then God created Man and rested.

- Then God created Woman.

-Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few womencan handle it.....

on Mar 20, 2004

Haha super funny