Thanks to Sohrab for sending this..
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
- Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
- How do you fix a woman's watch?
- You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
- your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in!
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
- It's called a Wedding Cake.
- Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
- Then God created Man and rested.
- Then God created Woman.
-Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few womencan handle it.....