...Take it Easy
Published on March 10, 2004 By The Gent In Humor
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!

Forgive your enemies but remember their names

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome

on Mar 10, 2004
Great post !

One to add;
No good deed goes unpunished.
on Mar 10, 2004
I don't get even, I get odder.