The Gent's Articles In Humor » Page 2
March 27, 2004 by The Gent
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?...
March 27, 2004 by The Gent
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?...
March 20, 2004 by The Gent
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:


- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

...
March 20, 2004 by The Gent
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:


- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

...
March 10, 2004 by The Gent
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot, there're still som...
March 10, 2004 by The Gent
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot, there're still som...
March 5, 2004 by The Gent
DEAR DIARY

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here...
March 5, 2004 by The Gent
DEAR DIARY

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here...
February 19, 2004 by The Gent
Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!

Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it
'creative problem solving'.

Behind every 'successful woman',
is a man who is surprised !!!!

Whoever said 'mo...
February 19, 2004 by The Gent
Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!

Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it
'creative problem solving'.

Behind every 'successful woman',
is a man who is surprised !!!!

Whoever said 'mo...