The Gent's Articles In Humor
September 19, 2004 by The Gent
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted over me, which made me feel uncomfortable.One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitati...
September 19, 2004 by The Gent
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted over me, which made me feel uncomfortable.One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitati...
August 11, 2004 by The Gent
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS;
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE an...
August 11, 2004 by The Gent
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS;
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE an...
April 20, 2004 by The Gent
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and
suddenly the baby camel asked .....

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering
you?

Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the
humps to store water and we are known to survive
without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet
rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in
the desert,You know with...
April 20, 2004 by The Gent
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and
suddenly the baby camel asked .....

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering
you?

Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the
humps to store water and we are known to survive
without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet
rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in
the desert,You know with...
March 27, 2004 by The Gent
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?...
March 27, 2004 by The Gent
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?...
March 20, 2004 by The Gent
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:


- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

...
March 20, 2004 by The Gent
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun:


- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

-Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

...
March 10, 2004 by The Gent
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot, there're still som...
March 10, 2004 by The Gent
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete idiot, there're still som...
March 5, 2004 by The Gent
DEAR DIARY

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here...
March 5, 2004 by The Gent
DEAR DIARY

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here...
February 19, 2004 by The Gent
Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!

Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it
'creative problem solving'.

Behind every 'successful woman',
is a man who is surprised !!!!

Whoever said 'mo...